what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants
“sir that is a 2 month old baby”
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TO KNOW THREE DAYS AGO WHEN I GOT A SPLINTER IN MY FOOT! D:
i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.
This is extraordinary(via
offended christians are always really funny and yes, i am totally being dismissive of your feelings about this be mad, stay mad it’s nobody else’s fault if YOU choose to get offended by something, and it’s even more annoying that you think people care enough that you felt the need to post about it. if you don’t like it, you don’t have to do what’s being done in the photo, nor do you need to reblog it to whine about being offended.
We ran out of plates.
This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.